So, I'm sitting here in my pajamas, typing up a blog post about the day I had yesterday because... DAMN, it was a long and awesome day. I'll tell you what. Oh, and about the title...
I'M ENGAGED!!
Say what?! Yes, it's true and I'm so glad that she said yes. (What a sucker) My dad had to explain to me all about keeping my cool and not chucking the ring into the woods in a violent rage if things didn't work out. Luckily, the ring is on her finger as opposed to the dirty forest floor.
So, I've been dating this girl named Danielle for the last two years and she's super awesome. I couldn't find someone better than her. Trust me, I've looked.
Every time that I took a hooker back to my home, they kept trying to push me away with talk like "Married? You messed up.", "I'm still getting paid right?" and "Come on, I'm a hooker."
(That's a picture of Danielle and I on her 21st birthday. She is not sober.)
(That's a picture of Danielle and I on her 21st birthday. She is not sober.)
It was also my birthday yesterday so I got that typical bombardment of Facebook comments from people that you don't speak to all year. It was great. I try to respond back to every single message... and I had the engagement responses on top of that.
And for some reason I thought that it would be the most fun to respond to everything from my HTC Hero. Oh yea. I'll be getting my thumbs reattached very soon.
But Danielle and I decided to go out to this very large city park called Millcreek where there are lots of awesome things to loiter around. We were most impressed by the graffiti. And it wasn't really artsy graffiti either just really offensive and suitable to the occasion.
And on the way back to the car, I got down on my knee, asked her the most important question in my life, and she said yes. Whew.
After that, we went back to her house for some pizza, went to Dairy Queen for ice cream, and then saw Iron Man 2. Definition of awesome right there. Not to mention all of the text messages and phone calls I was responding to. (Including one phone call where I was threatened on my life if I were to hurt Danielle)
I love being engaged.
Now you're probably thinking to yourself, "Kyle, this is way too awesome! I don't think that I can handle any more awesomeness in this story or my legs might fall off!" Well, you better call your surgeon, 'cause I'm kickin' things up a notch.
Get this. My birthday presents were all three original Terminator movies and Arnold Schwarzenegger's first action movie, The Running Man.
PLUS...
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In conclusion, I had a pretty good day yesterday, and I almost can't believe what happened to be honest. Now, I'm gonna use the hell out of the word "fiance." And if I don't feel like using that word cause it sounds weird, I'm going to mispronounce it and say "finance."
It just goes to show, there's someone for everyone. Make it happen people.
All the best,
HonestKyle