Studying for my GRE. Gotta get that master's degree!

The president is just a tradition, like a turkey - Patrice O'Neill

there are tanks on Route 76 what is going on ???!!

The bathroom smells like someone smoked in here. Bleh.

Swaggin' like a swagmaster.

Girls are icky

I just paid $55 for gas. The F word.

I wanna see both Looper and Taken 2.

Why do nerds always need to draw attention to themselves? No, I don't give a shit that you listen to opera while you type. Get some headphones, ass.

Just watched 20 min of pres debate. I didn't know they let the nominees also be the moderators too. You learn something new every day :)